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The Worst Christmas Ever

This story is a few years old, but think of it and count your blessings if you think you are having a bad Christmas. Yours might be bad, but it's not stuck-upside-down-in-a-septic-tank bad. Could there be anything worse? I submit that there is not. On December 25, 2007, an Iowa resident, Robert Schoff, 77, trying to fix a toilet problem, fell, and found himself stuck upside down in his septic tank for over an hour before his wife spotted him. After being rescued by fire fighters, Schoff said in the understatement of that year, "It was the worst Christmas Eve I've ever had."

No shit.

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More Depressing Holiday Music

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzvQr8fidLo] Another depressing song for the holidays brought to you by John Denver in his song, "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)."

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What Childrens' Nightmares Are Made Of

A 50-foot Santa Claus display accidentally burned down this past weekend in Santa Catarina, Brazil. That's what you get Santa for not bringing me those Air Jordans in 1993. I never forget.

View more photos including the final skeletal shell of Saint Nick here as well as the obvious yet still hilarious Disaster Girl meme.

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Weekend Update: Christmas

This is a little dated but I went out to "Strong Island" for Christmas this year to hang out with my buddy Stan and his family. While there we drove by this RIDICULOUSLY decorated house that attracted swarms of cars like moths to a flame. I saw it and was like I gots to get me a photo of this absurdity. If I was a neighbor I would definitely pull the plug on this. It was a freaking traffic jam on this block.

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Naughty Santa

Dec. 7, 1978, Akron, Ohio: Sheriff's deputy frisks Santa Claus, John Kaufman, 30, after he was arrested Tuesday for allededly assaulting a jeweler who objected to his method os soliciting contributions. Kaufman who was booked on assault charges, was in charge of a group of three Santas from the Cleveland Temple of Hare Krishna who were soliciting contributions in an aggressive manner acording to police reports. --- Image by © Bettmann/CORBIS

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