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PB: OMG you are so hyper...You have verbal diarrhea! PB: Is this what happens when you don't talk to me for 8 days?

Me: Don't make fun of my ADD!!!

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Brian: Did you know the welsh flag's got a RED DRAGON on it? Badass. Me: I forgot which African country it is, but one of them has an AK47 in their flag. That's pretty badass too.

Me: Mozambique.

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Me: I'm looking at that URLMe: Is it safe for work? N: lol N: Yea N: Whatever you guys have stripper elmos come into your office Me: Stripper GORILLA

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CE: You're not going to be in LA this Wednesday are you? Me: I think I was supposed to, but no.

CE: No!

Me: Yea.

CE: The Hills is filming at my boss's sushi restaurant this week and we are going to dinner there. You were totally on my short list of invites.

Me: Oh man. I hate my life.

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Rachael: I swear, macs might be virus-proof, but Dells seem to break less often. Me: Dells and PCs die a slow drawn out death.

Me: Macs flame out spectacularly.

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Brian: Wow. That [Typeracer] game is fun. Brian:  Strangely meditative in the most office-like way.

Me: Yea.  And it makes it sound like you're typing something important.

Brian: Seriously.  Crazy important.  Better: It makes me feel that I am too!

Me: Yes, especially when you get done typing a quote from a decent book.

Me: I'm cruising around 92 wpm.

Me: I'm not sure if I win or not.

Me: I think I lose.

Me: I think that's information I never tells girls.

Brian: It's confusing. Sometimes that's a good move.

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Me: Where you off to? Anonymous: Uh....Dominican--

Anonymous's girlfriend: You can tell tell them.

Anonymous: Cuba.

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MC: Vegas baby... Vegas MC: Strippers on the plane... Blog update to come... Handjobs offered and declined.

Me: WHAT?

Me: The legendary stripper plane...

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Me: Sad that Loving woman died.  I've been thinking about her all day.  I wonder if I would have the backbone to fight the way she did if I was in her shoes. L: Yah.

Me: She made it possible for you to get with them Russians and Germans.

L: lol.  SHUT UP.

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P: Aquaman sucks. Me: SHUT UP.

P: He's the weakest superhero ever.

P: He can talk to dolphins and whales.  A lot of good that is.

Me: SHUT UP.  Best never go near the ocean.

P: Dude, I'm from Michigan.  The best Aquaman could do there is round up some killer clams.

P: Help me river trouts!

Me: He'd send killer lobsters!

P: Iron Man would grill them.

Me: Iron Man is a little whiny bitch.

P: At least Namor could fly.

Me: "Ohh, I can't hold my liquor."  Iron Man is weak sauce.

P: Dude, Aquaman's hair always looks exactly the same wet and dry.

Me: At least he never had a MULLET.

P: What's wrong with mullets, Alaska boy?

Me: Just sayin'.  Mullet boy, just sayin'.

Me: Hope your boy enjoys AA.

P: Aquaman would freeze in Alaska.

P: If you were in Alaska and needed help, Aquaman wouldn't make it past Juneau.

Me: Aquaman would send whales to help me.

Me: Iron Man would be drunk in some cabin.

Me: After two beers.

P: This is dumb.

P: Silver Surfer is the best.

Me: YES.

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P: Emma Frost is the hottest chick in the comic universe.

Me: WHAT?  WHAT?

P: That's one of her super powers.  To be mega hot.

Me: Her white hair reminds me of grandmothers.

P: You're super retarded.

Me: That's one of MY superpowers.

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Me: we're just the blind leading blind K: maybe everyone else is blind, and we can just see too well?

Me: lol

K: It's like having an HD LCD while everyone else still has a trinitron

Me: Okay

Me: you should have stopped while you were  ahead

Me: that was bad

K: L:ASDKLJASDFL:j

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[Am I the only one that finds these segments hysterical and interesting?] Me: gallor?

Me: what's gallor?

K: gallor

K: shit...i'm spelling it wrong

K: Galore

K: i'm an idiot

Me: what's your job title?

K: lol

K: Associate Editor

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Scene: Friday night at bar. P: I order vodka and grapefruit juice because the grapefruit prevents hangovers.

Me: ...

Scene: Saturday morning.

P: I'm so hungover.

Me: ...

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