Me: Yo, are you going to that party? B: Blackbook interns! They'll be there.
Me: That makes me indescribably happy.
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Parlaying their recent publicity coup resulting from the unveiling of Patrick Moberg's crush (you know, the dude who created a website asking the netizens to find this cute girl he saw on the 5 train) as one of their interns, Blackbook Magazine is now offering up their uber-hot recently single intern "Carly" to the masses. Just send them an email and photo explaining why you deserve a date with Hottie McHot. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSiiUVFMf4U]
Here's my rough draft. Let me know what you guys think.
Hi Carly,
I'm a SA(wECLN)M [Single Asian with Ethnically Confusing Last Name Male] searching for a SHFG (wS) [Single Hot Fashionable Girl with Substance]. I like long walks through the LES, watching the sunrise from the rooftops of Williamsburg after a romantic night of PBR and whiskey shots, and getting hip haircuts. I'm willing to overlook the fact you have a fragment sentence that also ends in a preposition. Lets get some Balthazar coffee and walk around Soho hoping to get snapped by Scott Schuman. Sounds good?
Here's a photo of me being classy in Lisbon:
What'd ya'll think? Yea? Me too. I totally nailed it. I'm expecting her to call me very soon.
Update: Apparently there's only one degree of separation between this girl and I. So close and yet so far.