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Superuseless Superpowers

Superpowers that are rather useless. Super-useless even.

In-flight flight. Being able to soar through the air still won't save you from recycled oxygen and endless stories from complete strangers. Known as the "Cabin Sparrow," this so-called power lets you fly, but only within the confines of an airplane. At least you can leapfrog the beverage cart when explosive diarrhea strikes at 30,000 feet.

Psychic Amnesia This superuseless superhero foresees the future while instantly forgetting anything he has just foreseen. Known in some circles as Untotal Recall.

Ultra Short-Range Teleportation. This unamazing power lets you teleport up to one inch away. When done in rapid succession, it gives that old-timey stop action feel. It can also really push your "popping & locking" routine to the next level.

PreMOMnition The power to see what your mother is doing at all times. PreMOMnition cannot be turned off and operates similar to picture-in-picture technology, so your mom is ALWAYS in your field of vision. Oh, and good luck trying to get laid. Even viagra can’t combat real-time images of your mom waxing your father’s back.

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The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, Free and Online

Read them all here. Also, the vast majority of the  Calvin & Hobbes merchandise you see everywhere are bootleg and unauthorized. Here is the complete and full list of all the merchandise officially sanctioned and approved by Bill Watterson.

  • Books
  • Two calendars (1988-1989 and 1989-1990)
  • A textbook called Teaching with Calvin and Hobbes
  • One t-shirt for a traveling art exhibit

More fun Calvin & Hobbes facts.

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Create Your Own Superhero

This is my super hero I created over at Marvel's Create Your Own Super Hero website.

Recently called out of retirement The Bailout last saw action during the 1930s. While his effectiveness during that depressing period is debated to this day as his rival the New Deal grabbed most of the headlines, The Bailout has reappeared for another go, this time against the evil Dr. Subprime Mortgage whose dastardly actions has led to global economic instability.

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Funny: Al Jaffee's Tall Tales

Hahaha!

This is an example of the sort of hilarious "sight-gags" that Al Jaffee drew for the Herald Tribune from 1957 to 1963.

Jaffee conceived of Tall Tales while in desperate economic straits, and hit upon a winning formula for breaking into the lucrative comics syndicate game: rather than drawing a traditional horizontal strip that would compete with the existing material, he opted for a seven-inch-tall vertical strip, which gave editors a lot more flexibility as to where in the paper the strip would run.

Jaffee's comics have now been collected into a book. I want.

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Teen's New Name is Super

Formerly George Garratt, this British 19-year-old legally changed his name to

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Without Aquaman in there I think it's a pretty weak name.

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Original Watchmen Concept Art

Watchmen co-creator and artist Dave Gibbons' companion book Watching the Watchmen is a real insider treat for fans of this seminal and iconic graphic novel. Here's some of the original concept art. I'm really glad Gibbons and Alan Moore decided to not go with the Rorschach seen in this early sketch.

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Best Name Ever

This guy pretty much has the best name ever. It would have been even better if Aquaman was his surname. I'm jus' sayin'.

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