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A Brian: Wow. That [Typeracer] game is fun. Brian: Strangely meditative in the most office-like way.
Me: Yea. And it makes it sound like you're typing something important.
Brian: Seriously. Crazy important. Better: It makes me feel that I am too!
Me: Yes, especially when you get done typing a quote from a decent book.
Me: I'm cruising around 92 wpm.
Me: I'm not sure if I win or not.
Me: I think I lose.
Me: I think that's information I never tells girls.
Brian: It's confusing. Sometimes that's a good move.
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry on account of...Rock Band.
P: Aquaman sucks. Me: SHUT UP.
P: He's the weakest superhero ever.
P: He can talk to dolphins and whales. A lot of good that is.
Me: SHUT UP. Best never go near the ocean.
P: Dude, I'm from Michigan. The best Aquaman could do there is round up some killer clams.
P: Help me river trouts!
Me: He'd send killer lobsters!
P: Iron Man would grill them.
Me: Iron Man is a little whiny bitch.
P: At least Namor could fly.
Me: "Ohh, I can't hold my liquor." Iron Man is weak sauce.
P: Dude, Aquaman's hair always looks exactly the same wet and dry.
Me: At least he never had a MULLET.
P: What's wrong with mullets, Alaska boy?
Me: Just sayin'. Mullet boy, just sayin'.
Me: Hope your boy enjoys AA.
P: Aquaman would freeze in Alaska.
P: If you were in Alaska and needed help, Aquaman wouldn't make it past Juneau.
Me: Aquaman would send whales to help me.
Me: Iron Man would be drunk in some cabin.
Me: After two beers.
P: This is dumb.
P: Silver Surfer is the best.
Me: YES.
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P: Emma Frost is the hottest chick in the comic universe.
Me: WHAT? WHAT?
P: That's one of her super powers. To be mega hot.
Me: Her white hair reminds me of grandmothers.
P: You're super retarded.
Me: That's one of MY superpowers.