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Documentary Trailer: Courting Condi (Rice)

The American mythos that you can get whatever you want if you try hard enough is put to the test in this "musical docu-tragi-comedy" about one man's journey to win the heart and vajayjay of our secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice. From the trailer, which features some awesome cameos, Courting Condi looks hysterical.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwErHTP6ekk]

Here's another funny ass clip:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhOPUn79zk]

Will there be a sequel, maybe titled Pining for Palin?

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Battle of the Bots

From the 2005 CGI short film Negadon: The Monster from Mars, this is one battle-icious fight. It had me completely mesmerized in all its destructive glory! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezsBkDfrho]

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Definition of Literary Formats

Harper's Magazine breaks down each literary format with succinct descriptions.

Chick Lit: A patriarchal term of oppression for heterosexual female writing; also, a marketing means to phenomenal readership and prominent bookstore space.

Personal Essay: Characterized by 51 percent or more of its sentences beginning with the personal pronoun “I”; traditional narrative strategy entails doing one thing while thinking about another.

Literary Essay: Akin to the personal essay, only with bigger words and more profound content intended to demonstrate that the essayist is smarter than all readers, writers, teachers, and Europeans.

Haha.

Read rest here.

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Actor Screen Tests

The New York Times Lynn Hirschberg interviews actors in this series called Screen Test. The interviews are a bit self-indulgent to say the least, but I really love the lighting of the interviews and most of the interviews have one or two gem response by the actor.

[Thanks Nick!]

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First Date with a Porn Star (Semi-NSFW)

Fear Factor host and comic Joe Rogan recounts on his blog witnessing a guy's first date with a girl who unbeknown to the guy was an actress performer in the porn industry. And he took photos of the happy couple.

The kid’s eyes are locked on the screen. He’s got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just can’t comprehend what he’s watching. Like as if he didn’t even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.

After about 30 seconds of this kid standing in front of the screen, frozen in the hypnotic spell of ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth… he turns to her asks her a question, and I hear her say, “I was gonna tell you.”

I never thought I would ever say this but God Bless Joe Rogan.

Read rest of the hysterical story here.

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