WOW. SUGE KNIGHT AKA SCARIEST MOFO ALIVE GETS KNOCKED THE FFFFFFFFUCK OUT!

Ya'know Suge Knight? Co-founder and CEO of Death Row Records, he is also one of the baddest mofos out there. Suge is basically the hip hop bogeyman.

Remember Deebo? He was that ginormous neighborhood bully in the classic hood stoner film Friday who basically runs around on a "permanently borrowed" bike robbing his neighbors and knocking them out when they try to put up a struggle. Suge Knight IS that dude. And just like what happened to Deebo at the end of that movie, Suge Knight recently got knocked the fffffuck out at a club!

TMZ has the details and more photos, including of the underdog pulled off the upset. Best to skip town for a while would be my advice to this brave cat, because unlike a cat, us people folk only have one life.  I bet Diddy did a little Harlem shake after he heard about this.

WITNESSED LAST NIGHT

Witnessed last night: Two guys jawing at one another in front of a bathroom at club.  One guy is in crutches.  The other guy punches him.  It's quite a sight always to see human bodies quite literally fly through the air.   This incident occurs about one meter away from me.  I side step--useful as a dance move and to avoid a fight--as the guy with crutches falls to the ground as he gets pummeled by the assailant.  Another guy jumps on the punching guy's back to try to pull him off.   I recollect briefly considering, "Should I jump in and try to stop the fight?"  One second later, "Nah."   The DJ and bouncers stepped in a few seconds later. I welcome the next stage in human evolution.

BLADE DELIVERS RIPPING BLOW TO VAMPIRE

Damn the "Related Videos" feature of YouTube for wasting endless amounts of my time by leading me to clips, such as this one from the Blade TV series that left me pretty speechless.   I'm not a vampire-phile or a fan of this genre and its ilk, so I don't know for SURE whether this particular method, as seen in the clip, of disabling a vampire has been done before, but I've certainly never seen it.  I do have to admit, it would be a pretty damn effective way of depriving a vampire of its most valuable, effective, and dangerous weapon. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=-awyE7JtX8A]

UNBELIEVABLE CLIP FROM JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

First noticed by the Us Versus Them crew on the 20th floor of our building (the floor incidentally where fly models always come in and out of the elevator at...), this video from the Jerry Springer Show left me speechless. I didn't laugh at all, except for well, a couple or few times. I want to qualify this entry by saying that I don't condone this behavior or form of entertainment, but I'm merely the editor and is it really my place to stop posting things, nay censoring things just because I don't like it or wasn't amused by it? Should I be telling you what to and what not to watch? To do so would do a great disservice to the thousands of people who sacrificed and toiled to provide and uphold the very liberty and freedom we've been so fortunate, so very fortunate to enjoy in this country. To not post this would mean...yes, the terrorists have won and I nor Chuck Norris can allow that to happen.

Without further ado, little person on littler person fighting.

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