HITLERY'S MELTDOWN

By way of satire this video is pretty hysterical. I have the feeling that it isn't too far off the mark of what the current "strategizing" meetings in the Hillary camp is like at the moment. I really can see her screaming at Carville, Wolfson, McAuliffe, and Bill:

I will fuck you all in half! The superdelegates were supposed to trump the fucking voters! ...My supporters are the dumbest fucks in the country! Still bitching about NAFTA!

And one bead of sweat rolls down Carville's shiny bald head while Hillary lights into them spewing, "What other working-class photo-ops do they expect me to do? Take a shit in a fucking outhouse?!" Hahaha.

Remember people: This is political satire. Of course Hillary is not Hitler.

[Thanks Kaizar]

JOHN MAYER'S MUSIC MAKING PROCESS

John Mayer takes us behind the scene of his music makin' empire and reveals his inner jackass'ness in this video, which is a lot more appealing than the overly sincere guy crooning about how all relationships are safe 'til St. Patrick's Day because no way in November will you say goodbye, and in December it's obvious why--no one wants to be alone at Christmas time. And come January we're frozen inside and making new resolution a hundred times. Then in February, you're askin' "won't you be my Valentine?" But after St. Patty's Day, all bets are off--unless you're John Mayer and which in that case you're fucking supermodels and cruising around on a Razor scooter.

If I can't get the girl why don't I just tell her I'm John Mayer. How about something everybody can relate to, like when you're fucking one supermodel you make the other ones jealous?

True.