JAY Z IS BROOKLYN'S NERDIEST

Jay Z trying to maintain a swagger at a Coldplay concert while hanging out with Ricky Gervais. Basically the same swagger I had when I was in 5th grade and wore similar thick glasses. What is happening to this world where Ricky Gervais looks cooler than Jay Z? And Coldplay? Really? As Poplicks pointed out: You can knock the hustle.

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HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES

This is how Jay Z and Beyonce roll when a restaurant is closed.

"Pop Burger had just closed," said a source. "There was a loud knock on the door, and Jay and Bey, who was still in her ball gown, were at the door with their Maybach waiting." The East 58th Street spot opened its doors and bagged up cheeseburgers and fries, which the famished duo took to go.

At least Jay and Bee were kind enough to take it to go.