Keyring Emergency Tracheotomy Kit

Carrying this emergency tracheotomy kit around with your set of keys is pretty advanced. It makes CPR look like child's play.

Man Sues Doctor After Butt Stapled Shut

Ouch.

“The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

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