Its been decided: Even if it is for assholes, the best brunch in NYC is Miriam (after Norma's of course...). I'm going to make it easy for you and tell you the address, how to get there, and what to order:
Miriam
79 Fifth Ave at Propsect Pl.
Brooklyn, NY
Order: Mediterranean crispy dough served with two eggs and Sparkling raspberry lemonade
(Manhattanities: It's easy to get to and well worth the short subway ride)