I saw this on a couple websites first (Sorry Kaizar), but here's a surprisingly entertaining rap homage to the weekly newsmagazine The Economist that incorporates samples from the magazine's online podcasts.
The chorus of the rap runs: "He reads the Economist so he can get the gist, its solid competence gives him confidence that his intelligence is correct."Other lines praise editorial standards such as "The style in which they write is simple and concise, how do they get their sentences so precise?"
Listen to the mp3 here.