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FATHER'S WISH FOR STRIPPER AT HIS FUNERAL FULFILLED

An old Taiwanese man was promised a stripper at his funeral if he lived to be at least 100 years old.  Sadly, he passed away at the age of 103 (dying en route to the voting booth), but not for naught as the stripper promise that all boys wish for was granted.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.

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LAST WEEKEND'S PARTY

So here are some PG photos to accompany this previous entry about the bachelor party I attended last weekend in Chicago. IMG_9206 The man of the hour...er...weekend. Some of us flew in on Friday night and had a low key night of some deep dish pizza, beers at the apartment and then went out for a few more beers and nachos.

IMG_9205 Nachos!

IMG_9208 Jump!

IMG_9209 Allan is a flying jumping monkey on our way to the Cubs game.

IMG_9211 The best man and the groom show off their flighty coordination.

IMG_9212 Jesse and friends. Go red sox!

IMG_9214 Stan reppin his hometown Mets.

IMG_9215 The game day weather started off nice, with a slight chill...

IMG_9216 But before long, it became cold and...windy, as the city is known for.

IMG_9218 Nonetheless, Allan still manages to pull of a Blue Steel.

IMG_9219 Me and Mike. I think I'm pulling an aborted Blue Steel.

IMG_9221 Jesse pulls out his ear muffs. It's okay though, because it's his weekend and it's his party and he can wear ear muffs if he wants to.

IMG_9224 This is funny to me because Mark looks like a little person. Mark done shrunk himself!

IMG_9225 And it's amazing to see Allan jump so high when he....has no lower legs.

IMG_9226 Jesse attempting to take a photo of his junk with Allan's cell phone. That is brotherly love, kids.

IMG_9227 Post steak dinner. Guess how many people at this table are NOT doctors? Here's a freebie hint: I'm not one.

IMG_9229 After dinner, we went to Hogs and Honeys which should be renamed Bachelorette Parties R Us. I sort of stopped taking photos around this point. Thanks to Mike for taking over camera duties...

[PHOTOS CENSORED]

IMG_9239 Justin wins a bar contest where he had to take off the girls bra through her shirt and then put it on himself. Yay.

IMG_9240 Just a really hot girl riding the bull...

IMG_9241 Hours later back at the apartment. Jesse and his new shirt.

IMG_0043 W = WINER.

Congrats again Jesse--See you in a few weeks in Tucson. I think there's still time to convince Steph about tuxedo t-shirts.

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