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They did both like drugs.
Remember that MTV show Boiling Points? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta better known today as Lady Gaga was once on that show back in 2005.
James P. Gorman, the new CEO of Morgan Stanley has this fantastic photograph of Elvis Presley playfully putting up his fists against Muhammad Ali hanging on the wall of his office.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc20vMz0V7Q&feature=player_embedded] Watch this funny segment on Sesame Street where comedy genius Ricky Gervais sings a lullaby to help Elmo fall asleep. Too bad it isn't quite the sort of lullaby Elmo was expecting. It's old but Ricky Gervais' "No one recognizes me as a celebrity but I actually am not only a celebrity, but if you listen between the lines of what I'm passive aggressively saying, I'm a mega-celebrity who is also quite filthy rich" shtick never fails to make me laugh.
And it looks like she's nearly finished with Ulysses! [Citation needed]
Zac Efron, you double down only at the blackjack table. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmD9GEpdTw] I really enjoyed this interview from days of old of a young non-grey hair Jon Stewart talking with George Carlin. Does anyone tell a better story than George Carlin? I submit that no one can. I bet George woulda had something really good and hilariously insightful to say about 2009.
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Remember when this happened? Today, one is a punchline and the other is a force in the entertainment industry as a respected singer, fashion trend setter, actor, and currently the most entertaining SNL host ever.
Alec Baldwin's take on the ups and downs of his career.
"I made films from about ‘86 until ‘99. And then things started to really wind down. When your fortunes ebb in the movie business, it’s like The Sixth Sense: You’re dead and you don’t know it."
Who would have thought back in 1990 after seeing The Hunt for Red October that that Jack Ryan would be a star today, not as an action hero, but as hilariously caustic Jack Donaghy? Not I said the fly.
I would expect no less of a fly watch for a player like Albert Einstein. His Longines timepiece sold for a record setting $520,000 at an auction last year.
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BuzzFeed compiles a list of the top 50 funniest celebrity quotes of the Aughts. W'aught do you think of their picks? See if you can correctly guess the celebrity behind the quotes shared below. Highlight with your cursor after the dash at the end of each quote to find the answer:
"I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows." - Mariah Carey
"Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?" - Paris Hilton
""We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music." - Matthew McConaughey, on the birth of his son Levi
"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy." - Ricky Martin
"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush
"She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" - Jessica Simpson's dad talking about his daughter.
"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
"Okay, my pussy is hanging out!" - Britney Spears
Dawson, did you hear the sad news? Brittany Murphy died.
New York Times Style Magazine article about John Mayer's obsession with watches.
“The Rolex was just kind of the first rung on the ladder. I remember people saying, ‘Oh, Rolex is all right, but IWC makes a great watch. Audemars Piguet makes a great watch.’ So I go, ‘What’s IWC?’ ”
Tiger t-shirt du jour. Get it here.
The latest chair creation titled simply "The Tank" by Pharrell Williams currently on display at The Galerie Emmanuel Perrotin. It comes in four different colors: Black, pink, baby blue, and transparent.
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Federico Fellini demonstrating how to be an ass.