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Sign Language

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAD78OYv_tQ] Sign language guy in the corner is more entertaining than the actual news broadcast.

[Hat tip: Paul]

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Notes on "Sweet Child O' Mine," As Delivered to Axl Rose By His Editor

Another genius piece of comedy from McSweeney's: An editor's comments to Axl Rose.

She's got a smile that, it seems to me—Why equivocate? You weaken your point by framing this as a mere personal observation instead of a fact.

Reminds me of childhood memories—Redundant. You either have a memory or you're reminded of something. You're not reminded of a memory. Heavy-metal fans won't stand for such writing, my friend.

Where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky—I asked around the office and no one is sure a blue sky is "fresh." You could have a blue sky at the end of a long, sweaty day and there would be nothing fresh about it. And she reminds you of a time when things were fresh? Fond reminiscences of freshness are no foundation for love. Fix.

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For Your Consideration

I always did suspect that God was a big softie at heart, after S/He got past his/her whole fire and brimstone Old Testament act. Now I wish s/he'd just send out the company-wide email memo to everyone letting them know that they can hang out with whomever they choose.

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Caption This!

Leave your best caption to this hysterical photo in the comments. Winner will receive TBD prize (possibly three grinding Asian girls and a clueless guy in a Pokemon costume for your next party). No, "Hey, that's you MRod" caption will not be selected.

[Via - Hat tip to Tom for this entry's caption contest idea]

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Joke

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

LOLapalooza.

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Joke

"That kid that had sex with his high-school teacher a few months ago—he died today. He died from high-fiving."

- Zach Galifianakis via Time Out New York's Joke of the Year. See all nominees here.

If his name sounds familiar then that may be because you saw him in a minor cult hit film earlier this summer.

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