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STICKIES...WITH BUILT IN ALARM!

At work I use two memo pads with "to-dos" or "action items" along with sticky notes all over my desk with various reminders and more action items. Hopefully by next year I can also have use these sticky notes developed by a British company that uses "intelligent" paper embedded with a programmable built-in alarm clock that can flash or beep.

The Ixp-Note, 1mm thick, uses thermo-chromic ink – like that used on batteries to display the charge level – to show a digital clock readout on paper.

Its inventor, Lyndsay Williams, 49, of Girton Labs, said: “They’re ideal for putting around the house with reminders such as ‘feed the cat’, or ‘take your pills’.” She hopes the notes will be on sale next year at £10 for a pack of ten.

Nerds say what? What. Office managers everywhere say "Ah, hell no. Stick to your Staples sticky notes."

[Thanks Rachel Rachael! Stop web surfing and finish your paper.]

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THE GEEK'S VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS

Well, it's that annual holiday that pits girl versus girl, woman versus woman at the office place to see who receives the biggest bouquet of flowers.  I think I'm going with a basket of 144 red roses (you know, 12 x 12...), a puppy, and a life size chocolate figure of yours truly down on bended knees.   That should suffice right? Anyway, the only other thing that amuses me about this year's Valentine's Day are these sweet geeky cards.

This first batch is from here.

And I really like these two from here:

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THE EXTENT OF MY DORKINESS

Recently I've started to observe a certain accretive retro-coolness applied to the "nerd" label. Pharrell leads a group called N*E*R*D with decidedly un-nerdy songs like "Lapdance," "Rockstar," and "She Wants to Move."

Working in SoHo, I see all manners of sartorial choices among the hipsters, skateboard culture aficionados, and leggy models that occupy this neighborhood and one of the more popular accessories, I notice that unites these distinct groups are those thick framed glasses (not to be confused with the square framed librarian glasses). Of course everyone knows that those glasses are not some fashion adornment, but a necessary evil to any bonafide nerds (all that reading results in bad eye sight). I know, because I had to wear them for a good chunk of my childhood: you know, during those formative years where insecurities develop.

Aside from adoption or appropriation of certain aspects of nerd-wear, I've noticed hip people who've never actually been a nerd, past or present, assuming that title. This is not to say that a former child drug addict/teen hooker can't become a nerd later on in life. However, I object strenuously to this hijacking, because once the fashionistas and trendsetters get bored and move on to a new style, they'll kick us dorks out of our ultimately temporary seats at the proverbial cool lunch table.

How do I know I'm a dork? Other than a youth consisting mainly of studying and reading past my bed time, I continue to occupy my time with things like this: I spent two hours of my afternoon today watching a show on the History Channel called "Star Trek: Beyond the Final Frontier," which pays tribute to the creator, show, its actors as well as the lead up to the Christie's auction of the costumes, props and more from the show.

The thing is that I don't even like Star Trek--the show or the movies. I am however, fascinated with its technological fantasies.

The auction was really fascinating: A FLUTE, a MOTHERFUCKING FLUTE (which doesn't even work!) from some random episode went for40k and the ship from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" sold for $500,000.

Update: I was in Urban Outfitters yesterday and look at this shirt they are selling there:

I would enter this as exhibit A in the trial on the deleterious appropriation of nerdom by those who do not truly understand the lifestyle and thoughts of actual nerds.

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HISTORIC JEOPARDY MOMENT

For the first time in my favorite game show, Jeopardy's history, the contestants all finished with identical scores for a three-way tie!

That is so gangsta. Who is Bonnie Parker?

Check out the video clip (I heart You Tube):

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV9vuKfVO04]

I love Alex's response when he sees the final contestants score: 'AH-HA!'

Update: From Metafilter's usual bookish crowd discussion, some have theories on this result not being as randomly odds defying as it appears on surface.

"Doofus Magoo" writes: The guy in the lead was grinning like the cat who ate the canary while the answers of the other two were being revealed, so I think he was deliberately angling for a two- or three-way tie -- and why not? He had to know the other two had bet it all, and regardless of whether he ends up with $16,000 in a tie or $16,001 as the sole winner, he gets his money. By bidding the lower amount he gets to make one or two other people very happy at no cost to himself.

In fact, you could argue that he benefits from this strategy, as he gets to compete again against people that he may be confident he can beat.

"SeizeTheDay" continues: I agree with Doofus (I don't think I've ever said that before...it's just so odd). The guy is apparently a puzzle wiz and a computer science professor. He clearly knew what he was doing when he made that bet. There might be a three-fold argument: one, he was doing the other guys a really nice favor by tying instead of winning outright (since 2nd place gets $2500 and 3rd place gets $1000); two, he was ensuring that he knew who his competition would be for the next time (dude has now won over $60K; he's clearly not dumb); and three, his name and face will always be in the Jeopardy record books for being a part of the three way tie. Pretty ingenious.

Doofus Magoo investigates further on the Jeopardy message boards and comes across a response from the third contestant who bet the $2600 to make the threeway tie possible:

Hi, everybody. I was interested to see what kind of reaction my wager would get; you all have not disappointed me. :-)

So why did I do it? I knew that there had never been a 3-way tie before in the history of the show. (OntarioQuizzer is right that a kid had asked if there had ever been a 3-way tie before. I honestly don't remember hearing that question; maybe it registered subconsciously.) I saw the possibility to make Jeopardy history, and I took it. I've never had a philosophical objection to tie games, although I understand the strategic reasons why you shouldn't bet to tie. Making history seemed like a very special reason to bet to tie. Plus it's not every day you get to give away $32,000.

A story: This was the last show taped that day. As my family and friends and I were standing outside the studio absorbing the moment, the schoolteacher who brought the kids that day came up to me and said he wanted to thank me for teaching his kids such a lesson in sportsmanship and generosity. Two of the kids were standing there agog looking at me. It's a moment I'll always treasure and one that wouldn't have happened if I bet that extra $1.

I emailed the YouTube link to a close friend--a friend who generally immediately appreciates the wacky and exceptional--earlier this morning and her response was very indifferent.  Am I the only one here that appreciates this event?

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