Nothing screams vigraous romance for octogenarians like a cancer benefit titled "Celebration of Life," because they truly are celebrating the fact that they are still alive. And there's no better way to express that than the classic dance floor ass grab. Whether you're 14 or 84 it never goes out of style. Sir, you are an American hero.
Check out the couple on the right for the punchline. Man, he is really digging in there. AGGRESSIVE.