Anti-Situation

This eecard is just too good to not share. Okay, I swear this is the last Jersey Shore related entry. I need to hire a new bouncer to keep the riffraff out of this classy joint.

[Hat tip: Melissa!]

Jersey Shore: Yes or No?

I've left my reality TV obsession days behind me, but The Internet is telling me that I need to watch MTV's new series Jersey Shore like, right now. If this screenshot which really highlights the ass in asterisks is any indication, then I may just come out of reality TV retirement and start following this show like I'm a Star Wars Trek geek and it's Wil Wheaton's Twitter.