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After an obligatory "reader beware of the source" disclaimer, according to a survey of their new members, AshleyMadison.com, a dating site for marrieds looking for some side action, said female teachers and male doctors were ranked as the number one occupation. Although as one MeFite astutely pointed out:
This doesn't show who cheats, it shows what professions people put down in their profile on this dating/cheating website. "Ladies, call me, I'm a doctor!"
My occupation is listed as astronaut.
Get this "Erotic Dots" activity book at Amazon for as low as $0.25 so long as you don't mind that it's a USED copy. Nasty.
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Time Out New York asks its readers to reveal and confess on sticky notes the craziest places they've had sex.
Britain's King Edward VII commissioned this aggressive sex chair in 1890 from Soubrier.
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Zef Narkiewicz cleverly subverts an iconic logo for "a non existing, (so far as I know) event."
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Unsure of how to approach that hot girl at the bar? Let this generate a pick up line for you automatically.
(This should be made into an iPhone app.)
[Thanks Mun!]
[Thanks Mun!]
The titans of the porn industry want to join in on the Federal bailout hand out train.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.[...]
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
Smells like a PR stunt, eh? Where the industry is not slipping is in the vibrating personal assistance department.
The latest McSweeney's hilarity.
The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I want to do it with you.
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Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
I want to do it with you.
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Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"
I want to do it with you.
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James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"
I want to do it with you.
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Sir Mix-a-Lot, "Baby Got Back"
I want to do it.
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Elvis Presley, "Hound Dog"
You're doing it with everyone.
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R. Kelly, "I Believe I Can Fly"
I believe I want to do it with you.
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Patsy Cline, "Crazy"
I want to do it with you so much I'm going fucking nuts.
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Frank Sinatra, "Strangers in the Night"
I'm drunk and I want to do it with you.
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The White Stripes, "My Doorbell"
Using metaphor, I want to do it with you.
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Little Richard, "Good Golly Miss Molly"
I'm doing it with Miss Molly, and she's totally into it.
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Duran Duran, "Rio"
I'd love to do that chick dancing on the sand.
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The Beatles, "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"
I'd like to do it with you right now.
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Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
We used to do it, but then you did it with someone else, and now I'm not going to do it with you, although I wish we were still doing it.
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Pulp, "Common People"
I once met a stuck-up European who wanted to do it with me.
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Radiohead, "Creep"
I'm filled with self-loathing, and, though outwardly I hate everything you represent, I want to do it with you.
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Kate Bush, "Wuthering Heights"
I'm an 18th-century fictional character and I want to do it with another 18th-century fictional character.
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Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"
The Man is currently doing it to you.
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Elvis Presley, "Jailhouse Rock"
Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.
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Meat Loaf, "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Hey! You won't believe what this one chick said while I was doing it with her!
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Kings of Leon, "Sex on Fire"
I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee.
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Céline Dion, "My Heart Will Go On"
Even your death has not stopped me wanting to do it with you.
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AC/DC, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
We did it yesterday.
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My roommate Kate shared this brilliantly hysterical poem titled "While Cuddling Softly" written by one of her guy friends, Cosmo. It's best appreciated if you read it out loud.
While cuddling softly in her bed, "I hook up more with girls," she said. I thought this great at first, but now It sets me ill at ease somehow. Though most would say I'm more the man To win where others scarce began, If women set her heart awhirl, Should this not make me more the girl?
Should this...not...make..me...more the girl? HAHAHA!
I strong feel this poem is very repost, reblog, retwitter worthy.
If you have trouble expressing yourself verbally adequately during boom boom time or you kill the mood by saying the wrong thing, then this extensive flow chart will be a handy cheat sheet for you the next time she wants you to talk to her. I don't need it though. I have a Ph.D. in this field. Hi-ho!
![flow_sex [Converted]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2823001157_c973560625_o.jpg)
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Neurology is just like everyone else, that is, it's just as interested in sex too. But these scientists focused particularly on what occurs in the brain during an orgasm. Not surprisingly, for men "researchers saw extraordinary activation of the ventral tegmental area (VTA), a major hub of the brain’s reward circuitry; the intensity of this response is comparable to that induced by heroin." For women a surprisingly indifferent result occurred. Indifferent in that, as neuroscientist Gert Holstege declared at a meeting:
At the moment of orgasm, women do not have any emotional feelings.
What scientists discovered was that to achieve orgasm, beyond "tactile and visual stimuli" it "requires a release of inhibitions engineered by shutdown of the brain’s center of vigilance in both sexes and a widespread neural power failure in females."
The study and article however does not answer the question: Why won't she call???
Read more here.
While Obama and Clinton battle it out, McCain in the meantime demonstrates yet another reason why he is unqualified to be president.
Q: “What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush’s policy, which is just abstinence?”Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “Ahhh. I think I support the president’s policy.”
Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”
Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”
Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”
Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”
I understand the (albeit asinine) decision of not wanting to subsidize social and health services, but for THE presidential candidate to not know or not want to answer such a simple, basic question as to whether the spread of HIV can be stopped with contraceptives is incredibly troubling. This is exactly the sort of political-speak that McCain supposedly finds eschews (See: "Straight Talk Express"), and yet when faced with a question that has real life or death consequences, he demonstrates his either complete ignorance or political disingenuousness.
I mean, Salt n Pepa got it back in 1991. Why can't the rest of the country get it here in the 21st century??
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Durex takes off running on its third leg with this brilliant ad for their XXL condom:
To see an, uh, enlarged view...click here.
As the LD pointed out today: If you haven't been getting any (and by "any" I mean the booty) in awhile, at least you don't have to concern yourself with AIDS.
I've never been more ill in one winter than this year. I have a few theories that could explain this (Memo to self: Stop making out with skanks. I kid, I kid.), but I am solidly sure about one thing and that is this: I'm really ready for winter to be over and done with.
Anyway, back to what you are here for, which is links to things that will amuse, entertain, and occasionally educate you while avoiding your work duties. And I have a link ("plug" for a friend) that will hopefully provide all three.
One of the most erudite friend of mine has caught the blogging bug and has started maintaing an entertaining blog (metrocardsandcondoms.wordpress.com) that presents his grand unifying theories and penetrating analysis on dating, sex, and relationships, along with an occasional insight into his neuroses. The writer intends for it to be a roundtable discussion, if you will, with each entry providing the proverbial launch pad or diving board.
Cheers.
