For Your Consideration

You have to step gingerly around this crowd. GINGERLY. HAH.

BP Kills Aquaman

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Via - Thanks Clay!]

Update

Apologies for lack of updates. I don't yet have Internet set up in my new apartment. In the meantime, enjoy the single greatest photo you'll see today, and how to turn office snacks and vending machine junk food into gourmet meals.

Color Tweet!

Enter your Twitter username at Color Tweet, a website by Uniqlo for a trippy surprise. [Via]

This Certifies that You have had a Personal Encounter with Me

Steve Martin's witty business calling card.

Behind the Behind

Behind the Behind is your single serve Tumblr link devoted to "The Human Centipede," indie horror film du jour.

For Your Consideration

Hipster friendly NYC subway map. Hilarious and so true, especially the "Talk about going here" region of Brooklyn. [Hat tip: Rachael!]

Heart Internet

You know what I love more than Fridays? The Internet. Duh.

[Via]

What's Going On?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWw5YdW57Es] He-Man sings 4 Non Blondes' "What’s Up." It gets really bad good awesome starting around the 0:57 mark. More of this please.

Update

Apologies about lack of posts. I've been too busy going to the beach, sailing, waking up at noon, and eating In-N-Out burgers on my vacation all week. In the meantime I leave you with this.

Yoda Cloud

Michael Lonergan snapped this Yoda shaped cloud that he spotted from the Vancouver airport.

[Via]

A Conversation with Conan O'Brien at Google

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7TwqpWiY5s] Google hosted a talk with Conan O'Brien (and a surprise guest!).

Made in China

I can't seem to locate the origin of this popular photograph that went viral few months ago. Anyway, don't forget the first step: Cut a hole in the box.

For Your Consideration

Someone added a ring to this tree in Williamsburg's McCarren Park. I guess NSFW can also mean not-safe-for-wood.

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Putt Putt Adver-Game

Adverputt: A fun mini-golf adver-game. [Hat tip: Brenden]

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

A NINJA.

Unicorn Meat

Lunch was delicious today.

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Let Downfall Live!

Here's the one Downfall parody to rule all other Downfall parodies as they fall by the digital wayside at the hands of the DMCA notices and a compliant Google. If Hitler gets it, then why can't movie studios? LET THIS MEME LIVE!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ]

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All Dogs Go Sledding

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdJcYTh1rP0] All dogs will go sledding like this in my superior vision of heaven.

Seriously, watch this. If you're having a crappy day and saying to me that you are too busy to waste your time with this, then I say to you that's all the more reason to watch it! And to the ONE YouTube viewer who gave it a thumbs down, you're going to hell where you'll be forced to watch this video for eternity. Oh wait, on second thought that sounds like heaven now to me. I'm confused.

Haha

A popular children's book titled "Tops and Bottoms?" With a bear in that position? And a rabbit with that creepy grin? Really???