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REALLY ANGRY GERMAN GAMER KID

This recording of a German kid going absolutely berserk while first trying to play and then playing the popular FPS Counter-Strike CANNOT be legit. It smells of set up, but I would gladly sacrifice the New York Giants from ever winning another Super Bowl again, if only in exchange this video is confirmed as the real McCoy. Before watching, I would suggest you turn down your computer volume a bit. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsom99Ds43U]

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SPORTING BLOOPERS

To balance all the unctuous celebration and awe of the Beijing Olympic athletes and their record setting accomplishments I present you with the following. The athletes featured in this hilarious and brilliant blooper highlight reel should receive some medal for their sheer bloopiness, like maybe a zinc medal? The accompanying triumphant soundtrack heightens the schadenfreude comedy.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrtV2hDdOTQ]

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BROWN UNIV OLYMPIC GYMNAST KNOCKS OUT GUY

Bruno junior Alicia Sacramone (currently in Beijing as part of the US Olympic gymnastics team) apparently at the dude's request, delivers a SKRONG left hook and knocks him the fffffuck out! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QA6s7p-zU8]

I always knew the girls at my alma mater were strong women.

And of course no video or story of a guy getting knocked the ffffcuk out is complete without including this scene from Friday:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KSdZyvvhoM]

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IRONY: HIGH SCHOOL MORON AND HER MORON FATHER TRY TO GET FAHRENHEIT 451 BANNED

I looked up irony in the dictionary and found this: During National Banned Book Week, a Texas high school 10 grade class was assigned the classic novel Fahrenheit 451. Well, one stupid student, after reading a few pages, found the book's content objectionable and with her father's help and are petitioning to get the book banned. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUq2d2OFRkk]

I then looked up "low brain function" and found this girl and her father there as well.

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%$#@ SESAME STREET!

Here's a hysterical segment from the Jimmy Kimmel show where they selectively bleep out and censor parts of the popular children's show Sesame Street to make it appear that the boys and girls and their furry friends of Sesame Street curse up a storm. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY]

I'd like to thank the following people who bought this video to my attention: Thank you people with too much time on your hands. Thank you YouTube. Thank you broadband internet connection. Thank you Jim Henson.

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SUPER FAN POINTS OUT MATRIX MISTAKES

A super fan put together a good video on YouTube (over 2.7 million views) where he points out continuity mistakes in The Matrix. Granted this movie is sooo 1999, but it's still an interesting watch nine years later. Although what I really enjoyed about it was that the fan sounds a lot like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Thanks to this I won't be able to watch The Matrix again without yelling at the screen "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUNS?" and "ARMS IN THE FRONT, ARMS IN THE BACK!" [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0v5H3Uctw]

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KAIZAR IS THE RUNNING MAN

MRod Nation sends a best of luck to Kaizar who, inspired by the likes of Oprah and past celebrity marathon runners, will be running his first marathon this weekend out there in San Francisco.

Kaizar, I've collected a few videos from which you can draw motivation for your upcoming race, starting with the trailer for the movie starring your state's governor.

1. The message in The Running Man is that no matter what happens, at the least your marathon doesn't involve a dystopic government sending assassins in motorbikes and cars to kill you.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ceegnWSENQ]

2. Of course this entry wouldn't be complete without the famous training montage scene from Rocky I. I think you should try to pysch out your fellow racers by doing alternating one-handed pushups.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCs5qYR7VOc]

3. And in honor of San Francisco here's a clip from Top Gun, the inspirational film that broke gay barriers everywhere.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o]

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