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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS

I don't remember who said it or wrote it or where I read it, but I came across something once which stated something to the effect that being recognized by five percent of the population is more public recognition or "fame" than most of us will ever achieve.   Of course, the original quote was much more succinct.  Thus, just because some people don't appear in your weekly issue of Star, People, or Us Magazine (when I was younger, I used to think it was "U.S. Magazine"), that doesn't mean to me it isn't a celebrity sighting. At Central Park today sitting across from us was a gaggle of people playing bocce.  It was like a gathering of Young Comics R Us.  In their midst, I spotted Demetri Martin, this other guy that I see all the time on Best Week Ever, and current SNL cast member Fred Armisen.

You can see Demetri in the white t-shirt and the guy that I see all the time on Best Week Ever standing next to him.

Demetri Martin is a pretty hilarious guy:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfYspe3yHvM]

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viw5U7yPxo0]

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EASY LISTENING SUNDAY

My trip this weekend to Phoenix didn't quite involve anything as melodramatic as saying goodbye to a lover before departing--although I do consider myself an expert in this field, a field that I possess a PhD in actually--but I figure this song by John Denver, "Leaving on a Jet Plane" is speciously apropos for this week's Easy Listening Sunday segment. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=vLBKOcUbHR0]

This song holds a special spot in my heart.  A few years ago, I had to leave my fiance behind--she had just happily agreed to my proposal--for a secret government mission (basically we had to destroy a killer asteroid heading straight for our planet).  As my teammates and I were about to get on the plane, I grabbed my fiance, embraced her and lifted her up.  I was trying to alleviate the fears that she had for me.  For us.  She had a brave smile.  Holding her, I began singing, despite what can charitably be described as a singing voice that killa puppies, "All my bags are packed, ready to go..."  It was really great when the boys, especially the fat one (that's what we called him, "the fat one") jumped in with his baritone voice.

It was a nice moment.

Too bad her father died during our mission.

She and I divorced a year ago.

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FREEING UP SPACE ON YOUR MAC HARD DRIVE

The past year or so I've been struggling with my iBook G4's diminishing hard drive space and I did the following to try and create more space. 1. MUSIC. I deleted mp3s (all legal of course).

  • I used my iPod as a back-up, and so with great pain, I removed Lionel Richie's Greatest Hits from my iTunes. This didn't work out so well, since my iPod is currently comatose.
  • I deleted songs whose novelty factor had worn off. Avenue Q was a great listen the first time...but did I really want to hear it over and over again? No.
  • I deleted random downloads. What's this? Electronic folk rendition of Sir Mix-A-Lot remixed with Mozart? DOPE!
  • And lastly, I deleted classical music.

2. PHOTOS. My iPhoto was next. I deleted those random photos of grass. Seriously, I don't know why but I took a photograph of grass. Not of the inhaling variety, but of the playing frisbee on sort. I deleted photos that through the looking glass of hindsight wasn't that funny, or memorable, or 'artsy.'

Also, when you import photos to Apple's native photo program, iPhoto will save the original image if you decide to crop, remove the red eye or in any way manipulate that photo. This is a great feature if you want to go back and look at the original after you edited it. Not so great if you don't have that much free space on your hard drive. This might not seem like much, but if you have hundreds and hundreds of photos, those 500k - 2 MB photo duplicates start adding up!

I use a FANTASTIC program called iPhoto Diet that automates the extremely tedious act of going through and removing from each folder the duplicate photos.

Also, I lowered my digital camera's setting from the highest quality photos to a medium quality: I realized that I actually didn't need a 3 MB photograph of my friends and I jumping around like idiots. Although the day that I'm invited to the Playboy Mansion or have a date with Kristin Kreuk, I'm totally jacking up my camera's setting back up to ultra-mega-super quality.

I don't think Flickr is going to go out of business any time soon (Cue my parent's saying, "Never say never..."), so even the photos I've deleted, I have them backed up on my Flickr Pro account.

3. APPLICATIONS. I deleted/uninstalled applications.

I love Apple Works, but I came to deal with the fact that I haven't used it since high school when I used to explicate Frost on my mom's old Apple Performa. And although my hatred for Microsoft Word is up there with bigots, cauliflower, and diarrhea (seriously, this is possibly the most deceptively difficult word to spell in the English language--I can NEVER remember how to spell it correctly), I'm still a slave to this program. Damn you Gates. DAMN YOU.

So Apple Works--pfft. Gone.

Also deleted:

  • iDVD. I don't think I even opened up this program a single time.
  • iMovie. I used this twice. Once, to make a video of my dog Rudy chewing to pieces a ginormous rawhide bone. The thing was seriously 2 feet long. I think I set it to the "Flight of the Bumblebees." I'm not going to lie. It was pretty awesome. But even a short uncomplicated thing such as this was a tedious process on my then blazing fast G4 iBook. The other time I made a video was when Samantha and Carla came over and we all split a couple bottles of wine. I think I set it to the song "Eye of the Tiger." I'm not going to lie. It was pretty awesome. Okay, one of these two videos did not happen, but I'll leave it up to you to figure it out.
  • Garageband. Considering the fact that my musical career consisted of four years with the viola and I never learned to tune it on my own or get beyond the double digits in chair assignments for concerts should make it clear how unuseful Garageband was for me.
  • World Book. What year is this? 1997? If you're still using this, stop. Delete it. Open Camino or Firefox or Safari (is it me or is Safari really effing slow??) and go to "www.google.com" and "www.wikipedia.com" and also, immediately go to "mrod.wordpress.com" for rad stuff.
  • Chess. It's a great game if I actually enjoyed it. I went through a chess phase when I was younger; I even purchased with money I'd saved up from my allowance a computerized chess toy thingy from Sears. I still enjoy it, but something about playing it on a computer doesn't work for me. I think I'm more tactile in this way.

4. MAIL. I have my Mail application synched with my gmail account (feel free to email me fan mail, love letters, or that great offer from the king of Nigeria). It's great to use a desktop based email program, but sometimes I let my old emails pile up, along with the attachments (mp3s, LOLCATS e-mai1z, and photos of Britney Spears mentionables) people send me. So I've been diligent about deleting old emails (which are backed up on Gmail anyway).

5. PRON. Believe it or not, but I have zero, nadda, zip pr0n on my hard drive.

6. DOCUMENTS. Individually, they hardly make a dent, but in combination my documents took up an annoying quantity of my hard drive. So I deleted:

  • PDFs, for those that don't know, can sometimes be surprisingly large files. So I deleted all the old journal articles from my college and grad school days.
  • Old friends' documents: the notes they emailed me when I was uh, too sick to go to class, resume samples, et cetera. I doubt they'll need their notes any more.
  • iChat can save your IM conversations which has come in handy in the past, but I make it a point to clear it out every once in awhile, except for those that are good for blackmail.

After doing all this, I STILL did not have much space left, which didn't seem to make sense to me and I really didn't want to delete my complete collection of Tupac's music or my Aaron Neville's Greatest Hits.

So I went to Apple's Support Discussion pages for help and eventually ended up on this link which turned out to be a revelation.

They wrote:

Trashed iDVD or GarageBand? Don't forget the loops and themes…

If you plan to uninstall iDVD® or GarageBand™ by moving these applications' icons from the Macintosh HD > Applications folder to the Trash, be sure to also trash the corresponding iDVD or GarageBand folders within the Macintosh HD > Library > Application Support folder. These folders contain iDVD themes and GarageBand loops and instruments, respectively, and consume several gigabytes of disk space.

I was intrigued. I had deleted iDVD AND GarageBand for the reasons stated above. Now, I followed their instructions and deleted the both programs's supporting files (drag and drop into Trash).

BAM!

I instantly had 2+ gigs of more hard drive space!!!

So for those of you with macs and need to free up some space on your hard drive, and don't use either of the above programs, delete them as well as the support files.

Also, in this Mac Support discussion thread, someone suggested deleting the printer drivers that I don't use. I don't have a printer, so I really don't need any of them. As they also noted, if at a later point I purchase a printer then it will come with a driver or I can download it off the Internets. If you already have a printer, say a Lexmark, then delete the other printers. The Epson driver is around 1 gig. Yea, what the fuck, right? By deleting these annoying drivers I squeezed out some even more hard drive goodness.

WORD OF CAUTION: Do not delete files willy nilly from the Library.  Many of those files are crucial to the operating system, and deleting them will result in catastrophic failure.  If you're going to mess with the Library, then treat it like a virgin.  Mess with it delicately; do your research; and don't probe and move things about indiscriminately.

If any one has any other ideasfor freeing up hard drive space, let me know por favor!

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WATER BUFFALOS VS. LIONS VS. CROCS

Planet Earth on Discovery was awesome as was March of the Penguins and I love all the other nature shows and documentaries, but I've never seen such a three way battle royale as this amateur video shot. Video starts off foreboding but ponderously (hey, you can't rush Nature).  Stick with it.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM]

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THIS MAKES ME LAUGH

A coworker of mine sent me an email that I simply find hilarious. lolrus This alone tickled me funny. And then he sent the follow up which killed me:

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A WIBERMAN WEDDING

The weekend before the most recent, I flew out to hot Arizona to attend the wedding of the one and only Winer. The boy's all growns up--from the guy I met my first year at Brown who I thought was Canadian, deduced from the gigantic Canadian flag hanging in his dorm room, but was actually from Wayland, Massachusetts to now married (Congrats) and about to embark on the next leg of his medical career (Congrats)! Tear. [Note: All the pictures below were snapped by either Annie or Miana because my camera battery died--Thanks ladies!!!!]

DSC01450 Annie, Allan, Liz, Mike, Sara and me (I remember consciously deciding not to show my pearly whites because I was convinced I had goat cheese or something stuck between my teeth).

DSC01454 AWWW. Allan's dogs are the coolest. So friendly.

P5120167 Stephanie looking frazzled. Hah.

P5120171 Allan the Best Man, Winer the Groom, and Justin the Deputy Best Man. Winer rolled deep that weekend with TWO best men. Fuck you tradition, he says.

P5120172 Allan is 50/50 responsible for bring Steph and Winer together.

P5120173 Very lovely dinner with band at casa Stephanie's parents (such sweet people). We definitely did not have plants like that in our yard in Alaska...

P5120174 Liz, Allan, Mike (he and I were very much in agreement all weekend in the need for alcohol at all events).

DSC01458 The next afternoon, here we are in our tuxedos. Go Team Winer Alpha squadron! But why do my pants look like bell bottoms??

DSC01453 Our groomsmen ties were unfortunately a wee too long--the only mishap of the wedding, but Allan's brilliant father stepped in with a solution. "Tuck it into your shirts." BRILLIANT! And then he did some magical quad-triple back lux winsor knot with mine to make it a perfect length.

P5130189 After taking The Professional Wedding Photos With The Professional Wedding Photographer outside in the 100 degree heat (thank god for the portable hand held fans and towels), we went inside where the actual union and signing of the wedding documents took place. But most importantly, "EVERYONE, THE BRIDE'S HAIR MUST REMAIN PERFECT!"

P5130194 And then us boys requested the hairspray afterwards.

DSC01461 Nice setting. Look at dem mountains!

DSC01462 Winer, I'll never forgive you for misspelling my name on the program!!

DSC01463 The lovely ladies who'll have their own weddings soon.

DSC01466 We all kind of look constipated...but god damn, we look good in them yarmulke.

DSC01474 Post ceremony cocktail hour at the JCC!!

DSC01476 Ladies and Gentlemen...Mr. and Mrs. Berman!! Thanks Winer, for letting us pick you up in the chair! I've always wanted to do that. Twas dope.

DSC01477 Classically ruining yet another photo. Sorry Sara, it's my defense mechanism in the presence of a good looking woman!

DSC01499 Mmmm...wineeee. Lots and lots of wine.

DSC01512 Haha. Wow.

DSC01514 HAHAHAHA. It never gets old.

P5130210 Mike dancing with Annie. And doing it well.

P5130231 All growns up...

P5130236 Good times...Good times.

Congrats Winer!

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EASY LISTENING SUNDAY

Good morning citizens of planet Earth.  Did you make it alive out of the apocalypse of Saturday night?  If so, I reward your for surviving the drunken mayhem unleashed by the Four Horsemen--Jack Daniels, Grey Goose, Pabst, and Cuervo--by presenting you with this black and white easy listening goodness from Extreme, "More than Words." [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YldxuVuxb0k]

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LAST NIGHT'S PARTY

Just a few pictures from last week's Babel session. IMG_9430 Annie brought some mangos for the family. How thoughtful.

IMG_9431 Cyrus roared in laughter with a bone chilling edge, his head tilting back, mouth stretched as evil in its organic essence flowed out from within. People stopped mid-movement frozen with terror. "Finally!" he roared. "Millennia of planning, eons of plotting, and pulling strings," he said, "At last! Success is mine." Somewhere from the crowd, a single shriek of dismay and complete surrender escaped, like that of a balloon suddenly pierced, at Cyrus' declaration. No one turned to see who had cried out because each individual believed that they were the culprit. The surrender was total. At this, Cyrus said with a smirk, "I AM NOW YOUR DJ."

IMG_9433 Cy playing the tunes.

IMG_9435 Chris is a fan.

IMG_9438 Chris ruining a perfectly nice photo with bunny ears. Yup, bunny ears.

IMG_9439 No more of the Goose...

IMG_9442 But that doesn't stop the dance! The DANCEEEE!

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HOLY SHIT!

The headline might not be the most descriptive or articulate, but you'll understand when you see this short YouTube clip. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceNf-11-ddI]

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EASY LISTENING SUNDAY

I'm back again with this week's Easy Listening Sunday. What is it this week?

Well, you might not want to watch and listen if you drank too many pina coladas Saturday night, but if last night you got caught in the rain with a girl, then talked to her about your mutual disdain for yoga, which was followed by an intellectually stimulating conversation  that culminated in making love at midnight (high five, bro!), then this song by Rupert Holmes (who knew he looked like my Chinese History TA?) is written just for you:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr2M1HEEres]

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NINJA MASK

Make a ninja mask with just any ol' t-shirt (although I would recomment a black t-shirt for proper ninja effect--a tie dye mask would look a bit odd).

Update: I wrote a lengthy diatribe on my soapbox here awhile back on the false appropriation of nerdom--a kingdom that I've been a loyal subject for as long as I remember--by those who've never actually been a nerd.

Only a true nerd would 1) surf the appropriate websites that unearth gems like the ninja link above, and 2) feel compelled to actually see if it works.  The result?  100 percent success...100 percent success that these photos will eventually come back to haunt me in the future.  It's alright.  How many people when they eventually meet their end can say "Yea, I lived life: I once turned a t-shirt into a ninja mask?"

I'm surprised the camera could even capture me, er this ninja in this photo because...ninjas are super fast, secretive and also, generally avoid the flash of a camera.

Less well known are the hipster ninjas.

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25 SADDEST SONGS

Spinner created an intriguing top 25 list of songs--a list titled "The 25 Most Exquisite Sad Songs in the Whole World." Any list that ranks works of art are obviously completely subjective and ultimately infinitely debatable.  Yet, they are always compelling.  Maybe it's that very subjective quality which explains the appeal because it permits the reader to be an active participant. "Actually number 5 should be number 3 and number 1...well, whoever picked that is a fucking idiot. "

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LAST NIGHT'S PARTY

IMG_9372Cyrus sent out a party rallying call on Tuesday (Who goes out on Tuesday anyway?) for an open bar thing at Gallery Bar for URB Magazine. And did you know that the DJ is DJ KENNY PARKER??? KRS-One's younger bro? (Thanks Annie, er, Wikipedia.)

IMG_9373 Annie reading up on the vodka sponsor while Chris does what he does best: texting away on his phone from the future.

IMG_9374 Jeff!! Haha, clearly arriving right after getting off work. A suit in a sea of flashy sneakers and BAPE hoodies. LOVE this kid.

IMG_9375 Am I just really that tan or is Jeff really that pale? I can't tell. Either way we're both keeping it real.

IMG_9376 Annie! She was dropping all this knowledge earlier in the night about the DJ and the whole time I was thinking "Damn, I know a little bit about the hip hop, but she's making me feel mad ignorant." Turns out, she just wikipedia'd the shit. Can't hate on the researching tho.

IMG_9385 Me with Annie and Erika!

IMG_9386 Apparently something in the ceiling was very captivating to us.

IMG_9393 The Lord of Babel enjoying his cold vodka cran.

IMG_9394 Hahaha.

IMG_9397 Texting away.

IMG_9403 Chris and Jeff discussing maybe the next karaoke night. Or the hot tattooed girl. Both fun topics.

IMG_9404 Erika and Cy!

IMG_9406 Heh. Checking out the runway it seems.

IMG_9407 Ah, the ever necessary appropriate hoodie for the hipster party.

IMG_9408 A not so successful jump...

IMG_9409 Success!

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SPIDERS FOUND LIVING IN BOY'S EAR

This is truly what horrifying nightmares are made of--not just nighmares, but HORRIFYING ones.

What began as a faint popping turned into ear ache for Jesse Courtney from Albany in the state of Oregon.

Jesse's mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear - "like Rice Krispies''.

"They were walking on my eardrums,'' Jesse said, according to the Associated Press.

Dr David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse has kept the spiders as a souvenir.

Nasty.

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