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Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Understand the First Amendment

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCSaF4KC3eE] It's so irresponsible of a "journalist," especially one so prominent as Bill O'Reilly to refuse to understand the basic fundamental principles of the First Amendment. It's shockingly ignorant, even by his low standards, that he doesn't get why websites like Gawker and others cannot be prosecuted for publishing the hacked Sarah Palin e-mails. I'm not sure which bothers me more: His apparent lack of intellect or his perverse interest in loofahs.

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Record Unemployment in New York

The New York Times reports:

The city’s unemployment rate rose to 5.8 percent from 5 percent in July — the largest monthly increase in more than 30 years — as about 5,200 private-sector jobs were eliminated, the department reported. Many of the layoffs came in the tumbling financial sector, which is one of the city’s biggest employers and the provider of nearly one-fourth of its annual wages and salaries.

Obviously that number is only going to rise after the events of this week. I just hope my friends in Wall Street and Midtown are okay.

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San Francisco, Day 2

Previously. On day 2 in San Francisco...I don't remember what I did during the day (probably ended up sleeping in late), but we headed out to meet up with couple friends for dinner in SoMa.

The quaint SF subway paper pass. The public transportation in SF is in need of some serious modernizing and upgrades. Note the date stamp on my pass: it reminds me of elementary school when I would check books out from the library and the librarian would stamp my book.

I noticed a street sign advertising the Frida exhibit, which I became excited about. I did some research on her in college but had never had the opportunity to see her art in person, so I added this to my trip itinerary.

Passing by the front of the SFMOMA (the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art).

I've been working out a lot.

Another view of the...structure and the SFMOMA in the background.

Kaizar jumping in front of the nearby MLK memorial.

The memorial had quotes from Martin Luther King.

Community organizers.

Word.

The CNET building.

Kaizar showing me the scenic areas of his city.

Akash! Omar! Omar was in town for a hot minute doing a law firm interview before heading back to Northwestern.

I ordered a beer...and didn't expect it to arrive like a fruity beer-tini. Whatever. The watermelon was delicious.

After dinner we walked past this gallery and through the window I saw this scene. It struck as a bit bizarre.

Heading to the neighborhood of the Mission with Kaizar and his friend....name?

And me on the other side obnoxiously taking the middle seat.

"Okay, can I have the camera back now?"

"Seriously? You're not giving back the camera? Fine."

It seems like stores push out holiday promotions earlier and earlier each year. It's not even Halloween yet and I'm already thinking about Christmas.

And then soon after this I faded and crashed hard core. I'm blaming it on jet lag. We went to Akash's apartment to drink and hang out. I ended up passing out on the couch, too tired to notice that my beer bottle had tipped over and beer was pouring all over my jacket. Oops.

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Obama Gets Funny With It.

Barack Obama makes a funny observation about John McCain's (Remember him? He's the guy running to be your next Great Leader) promise to fight the ol' boys network in Washington. Watch this short clip: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4avFVDKCIA]

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Definition of Literary Formats

Harper's Magazine breaks down each literary format with succinct descriptions.

Chick Lit: A patriarchal term of oppression for heterosexual female writing; also, a marketing means to phenomenal readership and prominent bookstore space.

Personal Essay: Characterized by 51 percent or more of its sentences beginning with the personal pronoun “I”; traditional narrative strategy entails doing one thing while thinking about another.

Literary Essay: Akin to the personal essay, only with bigger words and more profound content intended to demonstrate that the essayist is smarter than all readers, writers, teachers, and Europeans.

Haha.

Read rest here.

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Actor Screen Tests

The New York Times Lynn Hirschberg interviews actors in this series called Screen Test. The interviews are a bit self-indulgent to say the least, but I really love the lighting of the interviews and most of the interviews have one or two gem response by the actor.

[Thanks Nick!]

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These Eyes

Just because: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mra9aUOwwfA]

Haha. This damn song has been stuck in my head for a few days now. Hopefully it'll snag you too.

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Lehman Employee Leaves with Battle Axe

How the Wall Street mighty have fallen and this absurd photograph of a Lehman employee leaving the office with his novelty battle axe seems to embody in someway the pillage the village attitude that ultimately left the financial industry's flanks vulnerable. Although it is still pretty bad ass to have a battle axe at your office. I want one.

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San Francisco, Day 1

I headed out last Thursday on September 11 no less for an extended R&R in San Francisco. [flickr video=http://www.flickr.com/photos/83466411@N00/2866756895/] But first, a VIDEO INTRODUCTIONNNNNN.

US flag commemorating the events of 9/11.

Nothing screams relaxation like waiting for a flight at Newark Airport at 6 AM! Jealous? If not, you SHOULD have been.

My awesome $5 breakfast on Alaska Airlines. Jealous of this breakfast? If not, you SHOULD have been.

At the Seattle airport I discovered that my gate was located next to the Crocs store, a mecca for podiatrists.

Of course the one time my cell phone ran out of battery juice was on this morning, so I walked a bit in the terminal looking for an outlet to charge my cell phone. Exciting.

Palin Airlines. The most experienced airline in the WORLD.

Make-a-Wish that Wall Street recovers soon...

I was reading my Economist and really dug the cover to their technology section in this issue.

On approach to San Francisco airport.

Kaizar picked me up and of course, like all Californians who attempt to impress their better counterparts from New York, drove us to In-N-Out.

I'M KIDDING. I LOVE IN-N-OUT and it's always the first place I want to go after I arrive in California. I got the double-double animal style sponsored by John 3:19.

Kaizar and his questionable alma mater allegiance as evidenced by his Stanford sweatshirt, a school that he has no affiliation with at all.

Kaizar and his roommates' nice apartment.

A few afternoon beers before heading out for dinner. Your random trivia of the day: Skol also happens to be a drinking toast in Danish.

Kaizar was taking a really long time drinking his Fernet. So I helped him by pouring some of my PBR into it. He was not pleased, but after some encouragement, i.e. challenging his manhood abilities, he was able to finish it.

PUMP IT UP YOU BITCH.

I was so exhausted after a grueling day of travel and passed the F out.

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First Date with a Porn Star (Semi-NSFW)

Fear Factor host and comic Joe Rogan recounts on his blog witnessing a guy's first date with a girl who unbeknown to the guy was an actress performer in the porn industry. And he took photos of the happy couple.

The kid’s eyes are locked on the screen. He’s got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just can’t comprehend what he’s watching. Like as if he didn’t even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.

After about 30 seconds of this kid standing in front of the screen, frozen in the hypnotic spell of ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth… he turns to her asks her a question, and I hear her say, “I was gonna tell you.”

I never thought I would ever say this but God Bless Joe Rogan.

Read rest of the hysterical story here.

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Show Writing Credits Explained

Do you ever wonder what all those different credits on a TV show or whatnot mean? I do. Now I know. Most of that is all bullshit, as Ken Levine explains:

Only producers were entitled to Emmys if their show won Best Comedy. And along with the prestige (chicks dig dem producers), the titles helped establish pay grades.

So everyone wanted in on that action. (And by everyone I mean ME.)

The show runners were promoted to the made-up title of Executive Producer and Story Editors became Producers.

Then writing staffs grew. More bogus titles were needed. That led to Co-Executive Producer, Supervising Producer, Co-Producer, Executive Story Editor, Executive Script Consultant.

And then there were the punch-up guys, writers who helped out once or twice a week, usually on re-write nights. The spiffy title of Creative Consultant was dreamed up for them. But even they started getting into the act. There are now Consulting Producers. Soon there will be Consulting Executive Producers, Consulting Supervising Producers, Consulting Co-Supervising Co-Executive Story Producers.

But fluffers never get proper credit. It's a goddamn travesty I tell you.

[Thanks Moye!]

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