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Last Night's Party

Last night, I celebrated Cinco de Mayo with Jesus and the disciples. I don't know if something was on his mind, but Judas was strangely quiet.

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Whole Chicken in a Can

This product, whole chicken in a can, nearly converted me into a vegetarian or at least an anti-chickenitarian. But then for dinner I had a chicken shawarma. Go figure.

What's the next step for this disgusting item flying around the Internet tubes? 2 Girls and 1 whole chicken in a can???

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Internet Star @ Least 473 Years Old

It is believed that "@" or the "at" sign originated from monks in the pre-printing press era as they were tasked with copying the Holy Scriptures tediously by hand, a "laborious process that encouraged typographical shorthand."

In 1536, "Francesco Lapi, a Florentine merchant, uses the @ symbol while penning a letter. It’s the first recorded use of the “at” sign outside a monastery."

More @ the New York Times.

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Free Hug Versus $2 Deluxe Hug

If you don't live in New York City, let me tell you: Every weekend in a popular public space called Union Square, people loiter around with signs offering free hugs. Well, this prankster joins them, but to the annoyance of one free-hug offerer, ups the ante by offering passerbys deluxe hugs that cost just 2 dollars, although he is flexible on the pricing. Funny stuff occurs, especially with the one lady who comes back for seconds. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJfYAJJYMqg&fmt=18]

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Weekend Update: Ruben Ochoa

On Saturday afternoon, I went to see Ruben Ochoa's "Collapsed" installation. As I thought, it was impressive. What I wasn't prepared for was the art equivalent of a M.Night Shyamalan-esque twist. Spoiler alert: Click here to find out!

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NRA Giving Sarah Palin Special Alaska-themed Assault Rifle

Later this month Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will receive a custom assault rifle, a "civilian version" of a modified M-4 rifle from the National Rifle Association. What glorification of gun culture?

Am I the only way that feels this way? When it comes to the popular culture and mainstream media spin on these matters, black people, so the story goes, plus guns equals thuggery and violence. White people plus guns equals standing up for the Second Amendment, our right to bear arms, and FREEDOM, gosh darnnit!

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Woman Crosses Times Square Using Only Her Teeth

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iq8qeDnnOQ] In 1932 circus performer Tiny Kline shot across Times Square on a line that she held on to with just her teeth. Those are strong chompers! It's impressive but as commenter jbickers said: I'd be more impressed if she were urinating the whole time. That certainly would have been something. She would also go on to become the first Tinker Bell at the age of 70 at Disneyland.

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