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New York Times Magazine's Ideas of 2009

New York Magazine presents their annual fascinating list of various new theories and ideas presented in 2009. This theory of "random promotions" was particularly intriguing.

In 1969, the Canadian psychologist Laurence J. Peter posited the "Peter Principle": people in a workplace are promoted until they reach their "level of incompetence." This happens, Peter argued, because we wrongly assume that people who are good at their jobs will also be good at jobs that are one rung up on the corporate ladder — so we promote them. But often the new job is so different from the previous job that the employee can't handle it. Now performing incompetently, the employee stays in place, dragging the efficiency of the firm downward. Eventually the entire economy becomes like the paper company Dunder Mifflin in "The Office" — clogged with incompetence.

Is there any way to avoid this trap? Yes, by promoting people at random. That's what a trio of Italian scientists discovered this year.

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Your Moment of Zen

Thank god for unemployed people available to watch daytime programming on the tube in order to capture brilliant moments from television such as this one.

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"I'm Sorry but We Had to Blow Up Your Laptop."

One blogger recounts a recent encounter with the Israeli security at the airport while attempting to travel to Tel Aviv.

Then they asked me to wait. Since they had asked for friends and families phone numbers I assumed they might be calling to verify my answers to questions or confirm I really had extended family in Tel Aviv. An announcement played over the sound system, interrupting my break in the sunshine. First in Hebrew, then Arabic, then in English. It was something along the lines of, "do not to be alarmed by gunshots because the Israeli security needs to blow up suspicious passanger luggage."

I went inside to check on my bag. I had left it unattended, where they instructed. It was still there so I went back outside.

Moments later a man came outside and introduced himself as the manager on duty. And then, "I'm sorry but we had to blow up your laptop."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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More Depressing Holiday Music

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzvQr8fidLo] Another depressing song for the holidays brought to you by John Denver in his song, "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)."

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Have Yourself a Depressing Little Christmas

The original lyrics of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" painted a rather bleak picture before it was altered at the request of Judy Garland and later Frank Sinatra to its now more upbeat tone. The first draft went like this:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last, Next year we may all be living in the past Have yourself a merry little Christmas, pop that champagne cork, Next year we will all be living in New York.

No good times like the olden days, happy golden days of yore, Faithful friends who were dear to us, will be near to us no more.

But at least we all will be together, if the Fates allow, From now on we'll have to muddle through somehow. So have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

How do you like them apples, Charlie Brown?

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Stainless Steel Hamburger

Liao Yibai's stainless steel sculpture titled "Top Secret Hamburger" weighs 330 lbs.

Yibai's first experience tasting an American hamburger as a child is one of his most enduring memories. While attending school at the military factory, Yibai and his classmates were taught one English word a day. One day, the word was "hamburger," however, the teacher was not able to explain what it was beyond a symbol of American "decadence". The father of one classmate was going to America, so the students begged him to bring back an actual hamburger. Initially he was reluctant as he was traveling under the auspices of the Chinese government. However, when he returned, he gathered the children, shut all the windows and doors, and clandestinely pulled an envelope stamped "Top Secret" from his briefcase. From inside he pulled a five day old, greasy, American, hamburger. (At the time it took five days to travel between China and the US). Tasting it, the first student screwed up his face and declared it "Gross and Horrible". Nevertheless Yibai and his classmates all tried part of the completely rancid burger.

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Curse of the Gillette Ad

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L3bm6m3KQ] The Lede points out that the three world class athletes-Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, and Thierry Henry--who appeared together in the Gillette ads have all fallen on some recent hard times. Is there a Gillette curse?

First Federer started losing again and again. Then Henry, with  one hand, ensured that he would be remembered mainly for one of the most blatant acts of cheating in sports history. Finally, there was the recent unpleasantness that led directly to the announcement last week that The First Church of Tiger Woods is disbanding.

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