When you turn anything into a video game, such as arcade basketball, Asians will dominate. #Fact #Stereotype
Seth Green, Pee Wee Herman, and Macaulay Culkin.
A large print of this photo will hang from the wall in my future bachelor penthouse loft. See the rest of the pictures from this photo shoot here.
I like this padded rocking chair from Markus Krauss that is large enough for two or one obese person.
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A funny letter written in 1957 by Groucho Marx where he describes the evenings festivities where he "rapidly got drunk, danced with Audrey Hepburn, looked down (and up) Jayne Mansfield's knockers, had a fine lobster dinner and spent a good half hour rubbing someone's legs under the table .... which, on investigation, turned out to be my wife's."
Let's just say that I have a number in mind and I haven't hit it yet.
- Ryan Bingham
A real life Qudditch tournament (you know, the "sport" played by wizards in "Harry Potter") took place in my neighborhood of Hells Kitchen recently.
Things that are funny about this picture to me:
1. They are (trying to) playing a game of "Qudditch." 2. Dude is wearing Under Armour gear and serious looking cleats. 3. Uncomfortable looking broom tucked in the junk region WHILE he is jumping in the air. 4. Getting tickled in the arm pit by opposing player (wizard?). 5. Goal is made from a hula hoop.
Dog bowls designed by contemporary artists, such as Ed Ruscha who did the one pictured above, for the artsy fartsy dogs.
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I don't want anybody, but my wife and maybe my doctor touching me in the places these people are touching me.
- Captain Sully, on the TSA's man (and women) handling procedure.
A sixth grade teacher received the above answer from a student.
Emmat Watson wearing a killer Burberry trench coat in NYC recently. +10 Gryffindor.
Replace heart with $.
I have 
Pause?
[Photo by Terry Richardson obvi]
I was amused by this bike messenger's stickered allegiance to Justin Bieber. I may or may not occasionally sing one of his songs at karaoke.
Posted from mobile. Excuse thumbos.
Christian Louboutin, $1,245.
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My life feels complete now that I'm mayor of my favorite karaoke place in the City. Bonus points for booting "mindvomit."
This is the face of meth. This is the mug shot of a guy after a two day, meth fueled crime spree.
She described the man as over six feet tall, weighing over 230 pounds. Police tried to track the suspect with a K9 dog, but lost the trail.
A police dog that can't track a six feet tall, 230 pound drugged up dude needs to be retired.
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The (great) Patriots have a safety named Patrick Chung. I looked him up on Wikipedia which had the following interesting bio:
Chung is of Chinese Jamaican descent, his father being half-Chinese Jamaican, half-Afro-Jamaican and mother Afro-Jamaican. He has four brothers and three sisters. Chung's mother, Sophia George-Chung, was a top Jamaican reggae artist in the 1980s. Her song, "Girlie Girlie," released in 1985, was a number one hit in Jamaica and made it into the Top 10 in the United Kingdom.