The newly divorced cuckold husband to Jessica Simpson has definitely upgraded himself by dating a bonafide hotty (as opposed to Double D Wonder). She might not be bringing home the money like Simpson, but MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo is dating Nick Lachey. And it's developing, it appears, to be more than just a one week fling in Mexico. And you know what it means when two celebrities appear to be "seriously" dating? Time to bennifer their names. After the combined efforts of his hive, online gossip gadfly Perez Hilton decided on this: Minnillo BlahNick. What's more hilarious though is reading the comments section to read everyone's reaction.
blahnick?
you people are fucking dumb.
posted by: mag | July 6, 2006 09:50 PM
Some people seriously need to take a step back from their celebrity worship and check themselves before they wreck themselves.