I can't blame girls for wanting to date investment bankers. Hell, I want to date an i-banker. I would love to eat at Masa and be taken on vacation to the islands. So the attraction the ladies have for Mr. Goldman Sachs is understandable, but some of you are probably thinking: I have a pair of breasts, a vagina and and a degree from Penn--How come I'm not dating an i-banker? The answer may lie in where you work, how you dress, and who you roll with.
Well, like anything else, there are rules to becoming a banker girlfriend. If you commit to these 5 simple yet indispensible guidelines, you are well on your way to having a loving, fulfilling relationship with the banker of your dreams, (and possibly a three-story in Greenwich, with unlimited access to brawny pool boys and the latest in pharmaceuticals)
1. Work at Sotheby's.
This is first for a reason. I simply can not stress enough the importance of working at Sotheby's. Sotheby's is what we call a "feeder workplace". Each year, a high percentage of Sotheby's women go on to date bankers from all the "bulge brackets".
If, for some reason, you can not get a job at Sotheby's, there are a few other acceptable professions, including: development at the MOMA or Natural History Museum, PR, and book publishing (anywhere but HarperCollins, for obvious reasons).
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