An undated "headshot" of Linda KayAny story that begins with the word "stripper" is bound to be good and by "good" I mean of course, "bizarre" and "strange." And if that stripper is from New Jersey, even better!
[...] Officers responded to a report of a man wanting to kill himself with a hammer, but instead discovered a hand inside a jar filled with formaldehyde on a dresser in a bedroom. Six human skulls were found in an upstairs bedroom, South Plainfield Police Capt. Paul Brembt said.
"The Middlesex County medical examiner responded to the scene and determined that the hand and all the skulls were from humans," Brembt said.
The story gets even more bizarre:
Brembt said Kay, who works for Hott 22, a juice bar with topless waitresses in Union, N.J., refused to tell authorities where she got the body parts.
Two people who knew Kay told The Star-Ledger newspaper of Newark that the hand, which Kay nicknamed "Freddy," was given to her by a medical student who frequented Hott 22.
Don't you love how it's a juice bar? I love the entrepreneurial spirit in this country. Who doesn't want their daily wheat grass smoothie made by a topless chick? And what's up with the "medical student" who tips with body parts? Reading this made me feel so normal.
I'm sure the writers at Law and Order and CSI are scrambling to be the first to rip this stripper tale from the headlines.
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