This is password protected for obvious reasons, but if you read this "article" (or excerpted below) and you know me and my experience with the ex-girlfriend, then you'll understand the headline to this entry. Reading about this hour by hour recap of sexy MTV VJ's New Year's night out with her boyfriend Nick Lachay made me laugh out loud, because basically it reminded me of what it was like to go out with my ex back in the days. She was Vanessa, especially at hour 3:35 am.
-- 1:44 a.m. Nick, Vanessa and their huge entourage arrive at the Joonbug.com party at Marquee in a black SUV with Vanessa sitting on the Nick's lap because there isn't space for everyone in the car.The former Miss Teen USA is wearing backless mini-dress with a plunging neckline, and the couple of eight months holds hands while they walk into the club.
The gang heads to a VIP booth and Vanessa begins sucking down glass after glass of champagne. Soon her eyes are half closed, her head rolling around.
She keeps opening her legs and the ladies in her entourage physically shut them for her. Vanessa then straddles Nick and makes out with him passionately while her short skirt rides up.
She later falls off of the booth and into the recesses of the furniture. Her crew helps her up while Nick watches in stony silence, unamused by her antics.
-- 3:35 a.m. Vanessa takes Nick's beer and chugs it, while some of the beer runs down her face and neck.
As the group gets ready to leave, an unsteady Vanessa tries to stand up but she falls down into the booth. Nick starts to pay the bill, and Vanessa digs into her wallet puts a wad of cash in her mouth and jokingly starts waving it around.
Vanessa's girlfriends take the cash from her mouth and distribute tips to the beleaguered staff.
-- 4:23 a.m. Vanessa's pals help her out the back entrance of the club while Nick ignores her and talks on his cell phone. As Vanessa is poured into the car, Nick climbs into the back seat and avoids her.