(Via) An iguana at a zoo in Brussels had his penis amputated (Guys, did you just cross your legs when you read that? Because I totally did...and I think I even cried a little) by vets because he was "suffering" from a permanent hard-on.
Zoo officials decided on the operation after keepers called in experts when they saw the iguana was in some discomfort, and having trouble walking because of the permanent erection.
Remedies from cold water to introducing female iguanas into his enclosure all failed and it was decided that an operation was the only solution to the problem.
But losing a schlong is no big deal for this iguana ("Mozart"). Why? Because male iguanas apparently have two of 'em love making tools. But, I'd be keeping it realll platonic for awhile if I was that Mozart, now that he's down to his spare tire, so to speak.