[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA] This trailer "outs" what we all suspected about that movie Top Gun, which masqueraded (sashayed?) around as some uber-masculine ode to normative concepts of manhood and notions of brotherness when it really was just one ol' big gay love story. A Brokeback Airforce, if you will.

This shouldn't be a big surprise--look at the title of the movie for god's sakes! TOP GUN, are you kidding me? They might as well have called it "Tom and Val's Romp Through the Sky: Gay Romp Through the Sky." Pornographers always end up making a spoof of all the major hit movies, such as:

A Clockwork Orgy, Edward Penishands, Forrest Hump, Good Will Humping, I Know Who You Did Last Summer, ET: The Extra-Testicle, Jurassic Pork, Saving Ryan's Privates, Star Trek: The Next Penetration, and last but certainly not least the Valentines Day classic: When Harry Ate Sally. (Link Semi-NSFW)

However, when they got around to making their own special version of Top Gun, they didn't have to change the title at all. Although I suspect that Top Gun was actually referring to Val Kilmer's character because Tom Cruise is totally a bottom.

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