I was deleting an old Flickr account I had (before my "Flickr Pro" days, I had three different Flickr accounts just to handle my then substantial photo uploads...Yes, I am a dork) and came across a few old photos from there, which made me laugh. To long time readers and if I may be so bold as to say, fans of my blog, they might be familiar because I posted them a long time ago on my now defunct blog on Xanga. Anyway, please don't be overwhelmed or intimidated by the comedic sophistication of these photos. I can't help it if I find most humor and attempts at comedy nowadays entirely sophomoric or derivative.
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My roommate friend Chris and I argue about practically everything, but one thing that we immediately agreed upon without even a discussion really was that the Atlantic Pacific subway stop in Brooklyn is the best stop in all of New York City. Seriously. The N, R, D, 2, 3, 4, 5, LIRR all stop there AND it's right next to Target and a half-way decent mall. Anyway, like that subway stop, I think it's safe to say that what we have here is possibly the world's greatest school class photo ever. God, I love my people sometimes.
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This creature here is what scientists call a Scumbag Pervertis. It's a great mystery to the science community how this species did not disappear along with Neanderthals some 24,000 years ago. Perhaps my brilliant friend The Punk Rock Scientist (Seriously, Sam, I need a few of your brain cells) can illuminate this great mystery for us, however my own hypothesis is that they were able to survive by selling upbearfurskirt photos and pictures from Paris Hilton's hacked cell phone to the other upright Homos in exchange for meat, berries, fire and wheel. By the way, this guy's photo turned out amazinggggg.
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I just think this photo is hilarious because the two girls are wearing flannel shirts and they are ALL wearing cowboy hats. HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.