This about perfectly describes my current dating life. Went to a party a couple weeks ago, a girl chats me up and gives me her card. I finally get around to sending an e-mail to her. A few minutes later, I get the following response:
This is an automatically generated Delivery Status NotificationDelivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
xxxxxx@xxxxxx.com
Technical details of permanent failure: PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 9): 550 5.1.1 <xxxxxx@xxxxxx.com>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in relay recipient table
Sing about that, John Mayer!