1. There needs to be a permanent moratorium on the ensemble dance sequence in movies. You know what I'm talking about, right? The previously fractured family members, usually the women, celebrate their resolution over some past contrived disagreement or fissure by dancing. Yea, that scene. This ubiquitous scene needs to be retired to the graveyard of other bygone eras, such as silent films and communism. The only exception to this ban is Little Miss Sunshine. 2. Parents need to not bring their screaming, spoon banging child to a cafe where many people come to study or work.
3. Overdraft fees suck.