I received the following "comment" from "divot tool cigar holder" (email address: jenna@jameson.com) which may be the most doleful, yet pensive--even poetic--piece of spam I've ever received. Read:
I can’t be bothered with anything lately. My mind is like a fog. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. I’ve more or less been doing nothing.
Cheer up, my spammer friend. When in the nadir of one's existence, I find it best to occupy oneself with stimulating activities: Drink! Gym! Volunteer!