Update: Just to clarify for those confused, the screenshot below is an after image. To see what he looked like before his surgery check out the videos linked in this entry.
Arnold Schwarngsznager wishes, just wishes he had a tumor as rockin' as this local Chinese man. This event occured last month but somehow passed beneath my radar.
With tumors on his face and head that would make even the most compassionate of souls like Mother Teresa say "Damn B! What is that?!" Huang Chuncai, 31 bravely underwent a potentially life ending surgery to get part of his 33 pound tumor removed. Yep, not only is it a tumor, but it's 33 pounds of it, too.
The operation was a success--but in yet another example demonstrating that God, if s/he exists, has a twisted sense of humor--as a result of the removal of some of the tumor, he has now lost his balance and cannot walk properly, which was one of the central reasons given by the doctor leading to the decision to operate in the first place (aside from the fact HE HAS ELEPHONIC TUMORS ALL OVER HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACE). As I've learned recently, some guys have all the luck and for others, life sometimes just ain't fair.
Anyway, here's the video with uber tumor survivor (Say that 10 times fast in a row). And Angelina Jolie's really taking her interest in the nonwhites of the world to another level because here's a YouTube clip of her comforting Huang Chuncai.
[Er, thanks Munira?]