My friend went out recently to a bar in the Upper East Side. "Past their prime jocks" were his words to describe the crowd. He ran into a girl he knew who introduced him to the lucky Mets fan who randomly happened to be at the San Francisco Giants baseball game and even more randomly, ended up catching Barry Bond's record breaking* historic home run ball. This guy is apparently from Queens (a borough of New York City for those of you reading this and not familiar with the area), and he actually says to my friend "I am Queens Boulevard." No, you are a Queens douchebag. Quoting from "Entourage" stopped being cool after the first season, I believe.