The photo recap below is just a smorgasbord of my social life from the past few weeks and weekends.
I went to the Hudson for a hot little dance party. This old man was holding it down on the dance floor and looked geriatric'ly stylishly too. He's pretty much the model for how I want to look and do when I'm eighty-two years old.
Working out the Hustle. Moves are complicated!
Uh oh! I still got it! And then she walked away.
There's air guitar and then there's air DJing at the turntable.
The groom, the bride so classically air smacking what thieves and pirates are always tryin to take--the booty, and L Boogie.
Congrats to the new couple! I hope this photo is in their wedding album for their future kids to look and admire. "See kids, your mom and I weren't just the life of the party, we WERE the party. Now go clean your rooms."
I nominate this for the "Toothiest Smiles" photo award.
Anchor Bar on Thursday. Tze and Chris (trying his hardest to suppress a smile of joy). Nat showed up for this party as well. I mean, Natalie Portman. She prefers to be called Nat by her lovers, FYI.
Too cool for school Kenny and a ragin' Beth.
This pose might properly be categorized as fierce, but check back for a confirmation.
A rare moment where Tze is not surrounded by her legions of fans.
As this hammered girl was leaving the bar, we overheard her say "I want to go play beer pong!" Classy.
I'm predicting that someone is going to request that I remove this photo soon.
Haha
Did you kids know that if you are caught urinating in public in New York, you may face a fine of $50 to $2000?!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP9EFTNGUCk] Walking to the subway from the bar with Chris...We decided to create a short movie.
After this jump of all jumps, Chris realized he lost his cell phone which most likely fell out his pocket in the pile of boxes located...7 blocks away. Yea, that wasn't fun.
To celebrate the successful recovery of his cell phone, he jumped again.
The next morning I received the following IM from Chris:
Chris: dude i have cuts on my face Chris: cuts on my face from box diving Chris: and that sounds so much cooler than what it actually is