When you wake up on Saturday morning and browse the news you'll encounter countless puns regarding the memorable baseball playoff game Friday night between the Yankees and Indians on Cleveland's home turf. Beyond a closely fought match, the distinctive nature of this particular game was provided by the appearance late in the game of millions and millions of pesky bugs.
“Like small pterodactyls."
It was quite disgusting to see and took (...hyperbole warning...) remarkable resilience of both teams to face such an onslaught. I've been writing this blurb looking for any opportunity to use a certain phrase, but couldn't properly fit it in. It doesn't get mentioned nearly enough, so with the flimsiest and most tangential of context, I write: CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!!! (Don't google this unless in the privacy of your room and even then consider yourself warned. Very, extremely, doubly warned.)
[Insert Arod is teh gay comment caption here]
