Christ, this girl Carolyne sounds like a character straight out of an episode of Law and Order: SVU.
Carolyne and Cici are best friends through the usual conduit of female bonding in New York: over some jerky guy.
Before she met Cici, Carolyne met Sam, 42, an investment banker. Carolyne kept running into Sam every time she went out. Sam had a Swiss girlfriend who was trying to get into broadcasting. One night, Sam and Carolyne saw each other at Spy and they were drunk and they started making out and went back to Sam’s place and had sex. Then his girlfriend got deported.
Nevertheless, Sam’s and Carolyne’s “relationship” continued along the same lines. Every time Carolyne and Sam ran into each other, they would have sex. One night, she saw him at System and she gave him a hand job in the corner. Then they went outside and had sex behind a dumpster. Afterward, Sam zipped up his pants, kissed her on the cheek and said, “Well, I’ll see you later.” Carolyne started throwing trash at him. “I’m not through with you, Samuel,” she said.
I heard that the Learning Annex (you know: they distribute their "course books" all over the City pitching classes like "Real Estate 101 with Donald Trump!," or "Ray of Pigs: Cookin' pork with Rachel Ray!") is going to offer a new course on how to be a "jerky guy" that'll teach you how to tag a gal behind a dumpster that smells of urine.