This pageant contestant representing that perfect nexus of beauty and talent, Douglas, USA is the exact definition of the phrase "hot mess." First there's the full body black 'tard. She made the executive decision to attach a mass of silver ribbons around the wrists, which was the the only part of the routine that actually received points from the judges. It goes all downhill pretty rapidly after that...around 0:02 seconds into the recording.
Outfit, check!Talent needed....Got it! Trumpet, check!
Song...Yes, theme to Star Wars, check!
Ability to play trumpet and by play, I mean actually hit the correct notes...no check.
Mask inability to play trumpet by jumping around and dodging the sounds of Stormtrooper laser beams, check!
All the other contestants when asked, "What would be your goal if you won" didn't answer "World Peace." Instead, nearly all of them replied, "Save the world from Miss Douglas ever playing any musical instrument at all." One, Miss Cranston did say she wanted to promote world peace. Now that's called perspective, people.
Oh and do watch Miss Douglas's "talent" performance.
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