Walking home through my neighborhood of Park Slope--yes that same neighborhood Gawker.com incessantly mocks--I passed two guys. One of them, explaining Park Slope to his friend, said, "So, this area is getting really gentrified." Over hearing this, a guy walking in front of me turns to his wife or girlfriend and scoffed. "That's an understatement. Park Slope is gentrified out of its freakin' mind."
And then everyone proceeded to light their hundred dollar bill on fire. Just because.