As a youngling blogger back in the days--back before I grew up, started eating my vegetables including cauliflower (yuck), and getting excited about dental coverage--I used to blog more uhm, frequently about the intimate lives of celebrities from the A to Z list. Basically, I was part of the problem. On the other hand, I don't believe in absolutism be it in a constitutional or lifestyle sense. As my father always says, moderation is the key to everything. This isn't anything momentous in the world of celebrities, thankfully. No drug overdose. No death. No DUI. Surprising when considering the subject in these photos. Instead, it's just good ol' fashion and delicious booty shots of Lindsay Lohan. And by delicious, I mean I'm outraged. Absolutely outraged at yet another example of our country's moral decline into depravity, and it is only a matter of time before our society resembles something from the twisted mind of Hieronymus Bosch. I. Cannot. Wait.