Boy Meets Blog has recently learned that NFL Giants quarterback Eli Manning has recently acquired an undetermined sexually transmitted disease or "STD" on his throwing hand. This alleged infection originally occurred at, unnamed sources claim, a pajama party. Privacy laws shield and protect the name of the individual who may allegedly and quite possibly infected New York golden boy Eli Manning, who figured to play a crucial role in this Sunday's Super Bowl to be held in Arizona. However the following recent photograph of Eli Manning touching Paris Hilton with his right hand at a pajama party has caused rampant rumors and speculations on this mystery. Boy Meets Blog has been unable to contact Paris Hilton or her family.
Unsurprisingly the ever stoic Patriots have no comment other than to say that they wish Eli fast recovery and knowing his competitive spirit, hope to see him on the field. "Eli is a great guy" said Patriots coach Bill Belichick.
Separately, a request was filed by both the Patriots and Giants with the NFL commissioner's office that the entire Harvard University medical staff as well as the 8th division of the U.S. Army Medical Corps be on standby at the stadium in the event of infection mutation. The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) will also be closely monitoring Eli's condition. It's unclear how the sun and heat will affect the oozing puss.
The Umbrella Corp. has also volunteered their services as well.