I posed this question to my roommate. Would you rather see "The Hottie and the Nottie" or "Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert?" In case you aren't familiar with these masterpieces, here is New York Magazine's synopses.
The Hottie and the Nottie: Paris Hilton marks her return to the college-comedy circuit.
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: The teenage singing sensation, live in concert.