I know Valentine's Day is over, but I just came across this funny "card."
Relatedly, I wasn't going to share this story here, but after I told Cyrus, he said "You have to post that!" I said "Fine. But I'm not going to jump off that bridge, no matter what you say!" In some way or what not, I guess it stands to serve as a metaphor for my Valentin's Day.
This occurred on Valentine's Day and took place during my subway ride to the gym after work. Standing by the double sliding doors, I moved aside to let people off the train, including this man holding a huge bouquet of flowers wrapped in paper. As he walked past, his bouquet smacked my face. Across the nose and chin. I reflexively jerked my head back, but in the process the back of my head hit the metal hand hold.