Lindsay Lohan who? Britney what? Who's JT? This is the real titillating (heh tit) gossip that has me going "oh. my. god. no. fucking. way!" Professor Cass Sunstein--a brilliant legal scholar and prolific writer--whose books and articles in the endless course packets take me back to my collegiate days, is apparently voir dier'ing Professor Samantha Power herself a formidable legal eagle and until recently an integral member of the Obama brain trust. I do want to give a high five to myself for my utterly groan worthy headline. Come on, people! How awesome is it?! Get it: Cass is his first name, which I pun'd and pun'd well which acknowledges his lady wooing skills by evoking the legendary player himself, Casanova. Sheesh. Tough audience.
Professor Power -- Men's Vogue
It's good gossip like this that used to make me refresh Gawker 40 times a day. Now Gawker is crap. American Idol, really?