This is terribly hilarious. I barely know where to begin. First Glasses Boy looks like he's doing the robot. Yo, someone tap that arm to make it swing! If there was a hall of fame devoted to bad arm-around-the-girl move, then this kid would be the Babe. The Sultan of No Game. The Great Armino. Now check out Curly 'Fro dude on the other side of the Coveted Blond. Curly Fro is totally cock blocking Glasses Boy. To my female readers: Which is creepier for you if you were the blond chick? The meaty hand on the arm or the dude pressing his sternum-stomach area against you? And you HAVE to choose.
And like the original source (giving credit where due) points out, check out the cup Glasses Boy is holding:
2 hot 4 you...with a question mark. lol.
And the story concludes with both dudes at church camp always saving her a seat around the fire and fighting to make her the best s'mores. And on their last day of camp, she starts talking about how excited she is to head back home and see her high school quarterback boyfriend.
The End.