C: Do you know why no one lives in that apartment building behind us? Me: No.  Do you?

C: No.

Me: ...

Me: I heard that someone died there ten years ago.

C: Shut up.

Me: People have gone in but were never heard from again.

Me: Woa, now I'm just really scaring myself.

Me: It's like the Westing House.

[What I meant to reference was the book The Westing Game which was like my favorite book as a kid.  It was so badass.]

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